You didn't say the magic word!
You might hate "this hacker crap," but there's no way you're going to hate this pocketless KUNUFLEX™ button down ode to Dennis Nedry's desktop. Go ahead, scroll through two million lines of code and you'll never find the secrets behind what makes Nedry tick or why this shirt so appealing. Is it that there's no chest pocket? Maybe. Maybe not.
On second thought, it's not worth it. Just shut down the system, hold onto your butts, and enjoy.
Officially licensed from NBCUniversal
